She had always taken care of our paperwork and when I went back to the office to check her in, I was totally in the dark. I couldn’t remember birth dates or Social Security numbers, or really anything.
Luckily, we hunt and fish together and I carry her and my hunting and fishing licenses in my billfold. I used her hunting and fishing license to check her into the hospital.
I thought about Jeff Foxworthy. “ You might be a redneck if you use your wife’s hunting and fishing license to check her into the hospital.”