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College students and coloring books



What happens when a generation grows up being told that nothing is safe enough, not even a walk home from the park? Or that they should never encounter a bad grade or a mean remark — it’s too wounding? Or that they didn’t lose the game — they are the “8th-place winners”?

Here’s what happens: At least a portion of them become convinced that they are extremely fragile. They need — they demand — the kind of life-buffers they’ve had since childhood.

That brings us to a remarkable essay by Judith Shulevitz in The New York Times. Shulevitz details the different demands students are making to feel “safe” on campus — and she doesn’t mean safe from assault. She means safe from debates. Safe from jarring ideas. Safely situated in a “safe place” (terminology previously associated with hurricanes and nuclear war) when some speaker somewhere on campus is even suggesting the possibility that we don’t live in a “rape culture.”

So if you haven’t read the essay yet — “In College and Hiding from Scary Ideas” — please track it down. And then let’s start using a term Shulevitz employs: “self-infantilizing,” the act of young adults acting as if they are as helpless and vulnerable as babies, and apparently just as easily entertained. The “safe place” Brown University gave its students to retreat to during the “rape culture” debate in another building was outfitted with coloring books, bubbles and Play-Doh. Did I mention the puppy video?

Treating women as frightened children who need soothing would never be tolerated if it were proposed by a male authority figure: “What you pretty little ladies need are some bubbles!” But somehow when it’s proposed by other women on campus, it is an act of solidarity, not condescension.

It is also an act awfully familiar to those of us who watch what’s happening in the world of childrearing — and for this I don’t even blame parents. I blame a whole culture bent on protecting kids from everything from Pop- Tart guns to red ink on homework to a spat with their best friend. (Parenting magazine famously told parents to stay close by when even their school-age children have playdates, because, “You want to make sure that no one’s feelings get too hurt if there’s a squabble.”)

When you have a culture devoted to seeing danger in what used to be just everyday life, it actually becomes illegal to distinguish between real risks (letting your 5-year-old swim alone, in a quarry, in the dark) and negligible ones (letting your 10-year-old wait in the car, in a safe neighborhood, while you run a short errand).

No wonder kids end up at college equally scared of rapists and a discussion of rape culture! They have grown up under the mantra: Everything is dangerous.

Now we just have to figure out how to help them realize: Nope. It’s not. College students don’t need coloring books. They don’t need puppy videos. They need to stop equating umbrage with courage. As Winston Churchill said: “We have not journeyed all this way across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy.”

Or even a Pop-Tart.

Lenore Skenazy is host of the new show, “World’s Worst Mom” Wednesday mornings on the Discovery Life Channel. She is also a keynote speaker and author of the book and blog “Free- Range Kids.”

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