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Kindergarteners’ directions on how to cook a turkey





 

 

Bill Stanley’s kindergarten class at Fleming-Neon Elementary School put together directions for how their families cook a turkey. Here are their instructions:

I will buy my turkey at the Dollar Store. I will take it home and wash it with soap. I will put ketchup, water, hot bologna, and mustard on it. I will fry it on top of the stove at high heat for eight hours. Then I will eat it all up.

Jayden Baker

I will buy my turkey at Food City. I will go home and put it on the stove. I will put salt and pepper on it to make it taste good. I will put other seasonings around it. I will cook it in a big old pot for 29 seconds at medium heat. Then I will eat it. I will share it with my whole family.

Hayden Brashear

I will buy my turkey at Food City. I will take my turkey to my house. I will put salt, ketchup, sauerkraut, sausage, strawberry juice and oatmeal on it. I will fry my turkey on top of the stove for 100 minutes. Then I will eat it.

Madison Bentley

I am going to go hunting for turkey. I will shoot it with a gun. I will clean off all the feathers. I will boil my turkey on top of the stove. I will put peanut butter syrup, peanut butter and jelly and oranges on it. I will boil it for 38 minutes at medium heat. Then I will eat it. My whole family can eat some too. My dog can have the bone and the cat can have a small piece of meat.

Isabella Brown

I will buy my turkey at Food World. I will take it home and put it in a pan. I will put candy eyeballs on top of it. I will put it in the oven and bake it for 8 minutes at 8 degrees. I will get it out and my family will eat it.

Nicholas Campbell

I will buy my turkey at the IGA at Neon. I will take it home. I will put it in the oven with salt and pepper, and then close the door. I will bake it for 7 minutes at 7 degrees. It will be done and I will take it out and put a shot in it. Then I will take the shot out and eat it.

Samantha Collier

I am going to hunt for my turkey. I will kill it with a knife. I will take the turkey home and clean the feathers off of it. I will cut it up and put hot sauce on it. I will also put pepper, salt, margarine, watermelon and strawberries on it. I will put it in the oven and bake it for 3 hours at 5 degrees.

Zee Collins

I will buy my turkey at Walmart. Guess what I will do! I will let Walmart cook my turkey for me. They always do that for me and my mommy.

Cade Craft

I will buy my turkey at Walmart. I will take it home and cook it. I will put sugar, flour, cream and ham on top of it. I will put it in the oven and bake it for 3 minutes at 1 degree. I will take it out of the oven and eat it. My family will enjoy eating it.

Calleigh Dunbar

I am going to hunt for my turkey. I will kill it with a knife. I will bring it to school and cook it for my class. I will cook it in a big pan in the lunchroom. I will put salt, pepper, and hot spices on it. I will bake it in the oven for 50 minutes at 10 degrees. I will serve it to my class for snack.

Logan Dye

I will buy my turkey at Food City. I will take my turkey home to cook. I will put it in a pan. I will put butter, toast, whipped cream and a cherry on it. I will bake it in the oven until it is golden brown. That will probably be 60 minutes. My oven will be set on 60 degrees. My mom, my mamaw and I will eat my turkey.

Rabon Fleming

I will buy my turkey at Save-A-Lot. I will cook my turkey at Mamaw’s house. I will put hot sauce, chocolate ice cream, ketchup, and mustard on it. I will bake it at 60 degrees for 2 minutes. My family will like my turkey.

Jaden Freeman

I will buy my turkey at the Dollar Store. I will take it home and get it ready to put in the oven. I will put salt, gravy, and eggs on it to make it taste good. I will bake it in the oven for 2 minutes at 6 degrees. I will let my mommy eat it.

Kaitlyn Isaac

I will buy my turkey at Walmart. I will take my turkey home. I will put it in a pan. I will put salt, watermelon juice, Coke and white bread on it. I will cook my turkey over a campfire for 20 minutes. I will bake it at 4 degrees. I will then take the turkey to the doctor. I will let the doctor eat some if he wants to.

Ashley Ison

I will hunt for my turkey. I will hit it over the head with a bat to kill it. I will take it home and bake it with all the feathers on it. I will put hot sauce, hot chicken, chicken seasoning and tea on it. I will put it in the oven and bake it for 5 minutes at 10 degrees. Then I will eat it.

Joshua Ison

I will buy my turkey at Food City. I will take my turkey to Mamaw’s house to cook. I will put strawberries, grapes and banana cream pudding on it. I will cook my turkey on top of the stove at medium heat for 10 minutes. Then my family will eat it.

Matthew Machniak

I will buy my turkey at Walmart. I will cook my turkey when I get home. I will put hot sauce, pepper, and milk on it. I will put it in the oven for 4 minutes at 5 degrees. My family and I will eat it for dinner.

Shawna Monroe

I am going to hunt for my turkey. I will hunt for it at the zoo. I will shoot it with a bb gun. I will take it back to my house. I will clean the feathers off and chop its head off with a knife so I won’t have to eat them. I will put salt, ketchup, tomato juice and lemonade on it. I will cook it in the microwave for 2 seconds. I will share it with my mom and my uncle, Bob- Bob. I won’t eat any because I don’t like turkey. I will bring Mr. McAuley, Mrs. Nancy, Mr. Bill, and Mr. Stanley a piece, too.

Ethan Mullins

I am going to hunt for my turkey. I will kill it with a bow and arrow. I will clean it and get all the feathers off. I will put pepper, salt, and soy sauce on it. I will bake it for 10 minutes at 5 degrees. Mamaw can eat some of my turkey. I might let Mommy eat some too, but I don’t know how good it will be.

Jayleigh Rose

I will buy my turkey at Food World. I will take my turkey to Auntie’s house to cook. I will put it in a pan. I will put French fries, tomatoes, peaches, apples, blueberries, macaroni, mayonnaise, bologna and pears on it. I will bake it in the oven for 3 minutes at 18 degrees. When it is done, I will let Mommy, Daddy, Mamaw, Papaw, and Auntie eat it. I will bring Ms. Anne, Mrs. Meade, Mr. Stanley, Mrs. Nancy, and Mr. Bill a piece of my turkey.

Baileigh Short

I will buy my turkey at the BP. I will take it home and put it in the oven to bake. I will put salt, pepper, and chocolate milk on it. I will bake it for 20 minutes at 7 degrees. I will eat it and I will let Jasmine eat some of it too.

Hailie Wise

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